phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via phobias)

Things that say a lot about people:

  • the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
  • how they feel about the weather
  • whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
  • fingernails 
  • and hands in general
  • their preferred creative outlet
  • how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
  • whether or not they drink coffee
  • if they ever forget to eat
  • how honest they are with themselves (and others)
  • if they correct your grammar
  • how they treat their parents 

(Source: younghabitats, via asvprock)

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

(Source: vidonias, via ugly)

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

(Source: flewor, via youtubeofficial)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via crystallized-teardrops)