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18 / 5 / 2013 @ 13:12
(source: lameborghini)

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

85,913 notes
18 / 5 / 2013 @ 13:11
(source: niallhortonhearsawho)

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

59,420 notes
18 / 5 / 2013 @ 12:17
(source: dumbl-edore)

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

51,759 notes
17 / 5 / 2013 @ 03:00
(source: darrynek)

darrynek:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

15,073 notes
17 / 5 / 2013 @ 02:59
(source: unicornmunch)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

82,917 notes
17 / 5 / 2013 @ 02:59
(source: jamsfranca)

jamsfranca:

i need a hobby besides blogging and getting sad over cute boys