life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
THIS
TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMGI’M CRYING
IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK
NO SLEEPING TONIGHT
NOPE
Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter.
Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing
OMFG THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
brutally fuck you- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
i need a hobby besides blogging and getting sad over cute boys

